There are some people who don’t like Swiss Army knives. I don’t know any of them, but I’m sure they exist… and I’m sure they’re weak. Me? I have 10 of them kept in their original package because they’re worth more that way. “Buy low, sell high.” That’s what the Deal Sergeant always says. And that’s why we’re excited to let you in on a little secret: Today Amazon.com is selling the red Victorinox Swiss Army Midnite Minichamp Pocket Knife for just $27.89! Holy fried fishcakes! I said $27.89. Buy that puppy, hand it down to your kids, and with a little luck, in 30 years it will be worth $32.89! All kidding aside, this knife features a blade, scissors, nail file, nail cleaner, cuticle pusher, [Ed. Note: Deal Sergeant doesn't recommend using any of the 'nail' tools on this knife... break them off so you don't look like a baby], screwdriver, ruler, emergency (backup!) blade, orange peeler (to prevent scurvy), scraper (for scraping things), bottle opener, magnetic phillips screwdriver, wire stripper, key ring, LED mini-light, and a retractable ballpoint pen (because, what’s cooler than signing documents with a Swiss Army knife?).

This deal won’t last, so head over to Amazon and buy the Swiss Midnight MiniChamp knife today!